What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:42

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Octopussy
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”